Thank You

Measurements, the destruction, distinction of my mind,

And thank you most of all, Mr. Television, for the gift of an enemy.

Thank you Mr. Television for fucking my asshole raw with your limp dick ideologies and warping my sense of beauty into a pedophile’s eternal youth version of reality.

Thank you Mr. Television for countless fruitless masturbation fantasies at the expense of the love of the girl next door.

Thank you Mr. Television for leading me to believe that I am boring and severe.

Thank you Mr. Television for making my mother suck your cock for the continued sustenance of her illusion.

Thank you Mr. Television for destroying my ill-begotten self esteem, your free dispensing of universal standards of behavior,

And thank you most of all, Mr. Television, for the gift of an enemy.

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