2000 Trying to Meat a Girl
Trying to meat a girl
Brink, boredom from the look
The look from the boredom, a wink
Inquire, thrown out the words
Hit the floor and wait, perspire
Sick, embattled belabored
Over and over again, slow
Failure, has thou eaten my bread
Against my own will, I do
Lickety split
Depression on a stick
Quick, quick, get him lit
If he is crazy
Then he is entertaining
Tired, sleepy, head hung low
Cranky, weedy, eyes in tow
Their bags become your bow,
Stretching and creaking
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