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AND nobody said anything but what they wanted to say. And nobody did anything but what they wanted to do. And nobody died unless they wanted to die. And nobody was aroused unless someone else was there to help them achieve orgasm. And nobody drank unless someone would drive them home. And nobody was homeless unless they wanted to be. And nobody smoked unless they could not smoke. And nobody had a house unless everybody had a house. And nobody was a race unless nobody was a race. And nobody was hungry unless corn syrup wasn’t food. And nobody ate unless their food came from their own country. And nobody wore socks unless their relatives knitted them. And nobody talked to anybody unless someone would listen. And nobody smoked unless you forgot what you were saying. And nobody, … oh fuck it. Nobody drinks booze unless everyone already wants to have sex with them. Nobody is tall unless everyone else is short. Nobody gets pregnant unless they want kids. Nobody is jobless unless they already have money. Nobody is unattractive unless they already have money. Nobody is blond unless they are black. Nobody is black unless they are rich. Nobody is rich unless they were poor. Nobody is poor unless they are sexy. Nobody is sexy unless they cannot get laid. Nobody can get laid unless they don’t want too. Oh nevermind.

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