2008 The Plan - The Plan. This is how I came up with my plan to kill every man, woman and child on this planet. This is how I found a way to destroy all life on earth. And this is how my plan … Continue reading →
2010 le bel homme excerpt: The Infinite File Tree - C: No Yes Maybe C: Maybe: I You They We C: Maybe: We: Can Cannot Will Will not C: Maybe: We: Can: Better Worsen Live Die C: Maybe: We: Can: Live: And Or But A An C: Maybe: We: Can: … Continue reading →
2010 le bel homme excerpt: The Northwest v. Mid-West v. KY v. HI - THE green of the Pacific Northwest is like a dagger. Yet it has no point, and no edge. It is gigantic, and you can walk right up to it. So you do. You walk right up to the deadly sharp … Continue reading →
2011 Le Bel Homme (The Plan) - Scattered autobiographical rants twisted into fictionalized futures and scathing commentary on the baselines of American life in the early twenty-teens. From this, a gentle plan to destroy all humankind is developed and implemented. Available in digital format and paperback.
2011 Le Bel Homme (The Plan) Excerpt – In the Library - (in the library) THE world around you reflected, or you around the world: the entirety of culture and custom was an overripe fruit, gnat-flies zipped around like vulture drops. The law increased crime; prosperity impoverished, plenty laid waste, increased populations … Continue reading →
2011 Le Bel Homme (The Plan) Excerpt – In the Library - (in the library) THE world around you reflected, or you around the world: the entirety of culture and custom was an overripe fruit, gnat-flies zipped around like vulture drops. The law increased crime; prosperity impoverished, plenty laid waste, increased populations … Continue reading → 2011 Le Bel Homme (The Plan) Excerpt – Intro - (intro) IT began when your nails started rotting and your hair fell out. Your belly distended, and your lungs collapsed into wooden splinters. This is how you discover the secret to destroying human civilization. This is how you find out … Continue reading →
2011 Le Bel Homme (The Plan) Excerpt – Laziness - (laziness) HOW many lives has Laziness saved, improved and changed for the better? All of them. You remember the notion that Necessity is the mother of Invention – but you only suspect that Necessity’s mother is Complaint, fathered lackadaisically no … Continue reading →
2011 Le Bel Homme (The Plan) Excerpt – Piece of Shit Pizza - (piece of shit pizza) YOU and the world were totally fucked, but it had come on slow and all-of-the-sudden hadn’t happened just yet. One day you went to an Italian restaurant on your way to a friend’s house and had … Continue reading →
2011 le bel homme excerpt: (information parasite) - (information parasite) TALKING to people is stupid. Unless they already know what you’re going to say, and then it’s just frustrating. The only time it works is when they know what they’d like you to say, and you say it. … Continue reading →
2011 le bel homme excerpt: (piece of shit pizza) - (piece of shit pizza) YOU and the world were totally fucked, but it had come on slow and all-of-the-sudden hadn’t happened just yet. One day you went to an Italian restaurant on your way to a friend’s house and had … Continue reading →
2011 le bel homme excerpt: The Infinite File Tree part ii - C: Maybe/We/Can/Live/But/What/If/That/Isn’t/Enough/To/Not/ Eat Drink High Five Suck Die Be Hurt C: Maybe/We/Can/Live/But/What/If/That/Isn’t/Enough/To/Not/Die/ And But If So Now Here C: Maybe/We/Can/Live/But/What/If/That/Isn’t/Enough/To/Not/Die/And/ They We He It C: Maybe/We/Can/Live/But/What/If/That/Isn’t/Enough/To/Not/Die/And/We/ Can Will Won’t Know Have C: … Continue reading →